Allrounders!!

that you’re standing above me, for me your threat level is equivalent to that of ants…wait, ants are huge and dangerous in this world, aren’t they? Then…yes, slimes…your threatening is like that of slimes!”

…Hmm? Slimes can be a considerable threat as well, right? Moreover, they’re useful.

…Oh well, whatever.
It was a bit disorganized, but I think I got my point across.

“…I see.
Pride and insolence going far beyond any expectations.
So this is your partner, 【Thunderclap Whitefang】?”

“Yep.
This is my partner, and we’re 【Allrounders】.
The next time dragons or demons appear, they won’t pose a threat ‘nymore.
This girl can kill ’em in an instant.” Sword took one step forward to cover for me.

“Hehehe…I see.
Certainly, right now you are the 【Patriotic Hero】, but that can also change completely into 【Evil of the World】, can’t it?”

Sword narrowed his eyes.
Sheesh, did he pick up malice again?

“Indeed.
That could very well happen,” I agreed, causing both to look at me.

Apparently not having expected to receive a confirmation here, the messenger guy’s face turned slightly pale.

“Just like Sword had repelled a dragon on a whim, I could massacre all humans in this world when I feet like it.
If you believe that I’m just talking big here, try me.
I’ll prove it to you by eradicating the palace, leaving only you behind.
And then I’ll tell you, 「How about this? Did you watch it? It wasn’t just talk, was it?」!” My mood soared when I got going with my speech.
“…Okay, now I’ve warmed up to the idea! Come on, try me! Hurry! Say it! Well, I guess it’s fine even without you saying anything! Alright, I’ll step out for a bit and slaughter…gyaaa!”

An iron claw!!

“Lettin’ you guys meet was a slightly bad idea.
It’s dangerous to mix two strong poisons.
―This girl here’s an extreme sadist who loves torture and such, so it’ll trigger crazy shit to let her meet a tricky sadist like you.
I beg you, could you go back now? Otherwise, this girl’s goin’ to follow through on her words, seriously.”

The messenger guy stared at me as I was complaining, came to his senses, relaxed a bit, and loosened the clothes around his neck.

“…I am terribly sorry for having made a statement that invited a misunderstanding.
Of course I do not dare to think that your words, Lady Indra, Sir Sword, were nothing but bragging, so please forgive me.”

Sword finally let go of me.
My head is tingling~

“…You sure? I don’t particularly mind you taking it as me bragging, you know? That way it’d be a lot more interesting.”

“No, that has not been my intent in the slightest.”

“…I see.”

How boring~

I’ve accumulated some stress again, so maybe I should visit Sir Dungeon Core for a bit? Maybe that spirit world dweller will let me play with him for a bit?

“You head into the dungeon and get that demon to entertain you.
That guy’s goin’ to revive no matter how often you destroy him.
Since I doubt that he feels any pain, he can take care of you,” said Sword.

“You’re right, I guess.
Or maybe it’d be fun to meet with Sir Dungeon Core and create dungeon floors that are more brutal and heinous.
Wouldn’t it be great if we made something amazing that would be impossible to clear even for me, unless I cheat?”

“”……””

Both silently looked at me with scary smiles.

“…Say, if I went there, I’d probably die, right?”

“It’s okay! If it’s you, it’ll be a walk in the pa…gyaaa!”

Another iron claw!!

“Hey! Give it a rest with constantly overestimatin’ me! I’m a normal human! I’ll die when hit by magma, I’ll die when just one of my feet sinks into a deadly, poisonous swamp! Had I been alone, I’d have died on the last part the instant I entered! Come on, understand it, will you!?”

“I-I got it! I’ll make sure that you won’t di-gyaaa!”

The claw’s pressure went up by a notch.

“Your obviously not gettin’ a thing!”

Sword snapped totally for a change.
Whyyy!?

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