I’m Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

with a gaze.

It did not rush to go back.
Blackie played and enjoyed the view on the way back.
It was a carefree dog.

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Danger naturally did not exist for Blackie.
It leisurely went to the Ganlong Immortal Dynasty.

A Green Fur Lion slowly passed by in the sky while stepping on clouds.

Its eyes were wide and round like coins.
It had thick fur.
It seemed to be talking to itself.

“Who is it exactly that is worth the Master to ask for a peace treaty? Master also gave away a jar of Immortal Wine.
I feel like the Master made a big deal out of nothing.”

“We are in the Absolute Era, who else could be that powerful? If he isn’t extraordinary, I will simply eat him to help the Master!”

“Sheesh, I should drink the wine instead.”

It talked to itself and chuckled.
It slapped on the jar of wine to remove the lid.
Then, it chugged the wine.

“Burp~ Nice! Such a beautiful wine.
How can I give it to an outsider? Hehe…”

The giant lion blushed while it smacked its lips.
It stumbled and started walking drunkenly.

It looked down while being drunk.

It saw the black dog.

The black dog was doing an elegant catwalk with its head up high.
It jogged and leaped.
Anyone could feel its happiness.

It was innocent and free.

What a happy black dog.

The Green Fur Lion was obsessed.
It even started to tear up uncontrollably.

Its mind went off somewhere far away.

It had a flashback to when it was a little lion cub.

At that time, it did not know how to cultivate, it did not know how to do anything.
It ate, slept, and wake up every day.
It was carefree.
A very happy time for the lion.

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Everything changed when it became a cultivator.

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It sighed and said, “Sigh, my happiest days.
Days when I have no cultivation.
Truthfully, I am not even that interested in cultivation.”

Blackie wagged its body and out flew an orange from the parcel.
The orange made a perfect curve when it was tossed into the sky.
Blackie chomped it with a ‘squish’.

Orange juice splashed everywhere.
It was delicious.

Blackie jumped around with joy.

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Green Fur Lion was inspired, “Look at that.
The dog was happy because it just ate an orange.
Happiness in simplicity.
I am far beyond the simple joys in life.”

It felt like it learned something.
The lion was about to leave.

Then, it returned with ‘swoosh’.
It shook its head because something felt off.

Its coin-like eyes almost popped out of its skull.
The lion rubbed its eyes with its paw and stared at the dog again!

“Yikes—”

‘Spiritual Fruit!’

‘That orange is a Spiritual Fruit!’

‘How did a Spiritual Fruit appear in the Immortal Realm?’

It did not have time to think about anything else, especially when Blackie tossed another apple in the air.
Its smooth lion fur stood on end.
The lion had a twisted facial expression.

The lion felt like the dog was eating its flesh instead of an apple!

‘This lucky dog! How did it deserve to eat Spiritual Fruit?’

It immediately swooped down from the sky and landed behind Blackie.
The lion was going to take a closer look.

‘Score.
This lion is about to be score!’

It reached out.
It was about to have the Spiritual Fruit.

The black dog suddenly kicked with its hind paw.

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“Bam!”

Green Fur Lion flew back and tumbled.
Its round eyes were filled with confusion.

It fell ungracefully to the ground with a ‘splat’.

‘I seem to be kicked away by that dog?’

It sobered up and slapped itself on the head.

‘Must be a hallucination.’

‘It’s just a dog.
How can it kick me away?’

It stared at the parcel again and smirked.
The lion tried to pounce on the dog again.

It instigated, “Dog, come on.
Kick me if you can!”

Blackie leisurely turned around.

“Slap slap!”

The dog paws were as quick as the wind.
It slapped the lion from left to right without a trace on sight.

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Green Fur Lion became a punching bag for Blackie.
It felt dizzy and could not differentiate directions.
Its head was hurting.
The lion lost the ability to think.

“Where did this kitty cat come from? How dare you disturb my good mood?” Blackie stopped.

Green Fur Lion had its tongue out while it laid on the ground unconscious.
The lion rolled its eyes and chuckled like a deranged person, it seemed like it was wasted.

“Whatever.
I’m near home anyway.
This will be my add-on meal.”

Blackie simply carried the Green Fur Lion and continued with its runway-walk, “Xiaobai, start the fire.
Please help me make Braised Meat Ball.”