Maybe a Fake Gintama

la!” Kawaki said as he took out a few entrance tickets from the zoo, “There are a few gorillas with good appearances here.
In terms of buttocks, they are definitely easy to raise! Originally, I wanted to keep them to look at pandas, but you should need them more than I! There’s no need to thank me.
This is a friendship between males!”
Looking at the entrance tickets that Kawaki stuffed into his hands, Kondo’s entire body froze, “Do you also think I’m a gorilla?! I’m a human! The reproductive isolation type doesn’t exist! Moreover, it should be said that it is a friendship between men! What is the friendship between males?!”
Hearing this, Tsukuyo stuffed the banana she was about to take out into her bosom and pretended nothing had happened.
“Hey, were you going to take out a banana just now? Are you about to feed it?!” Kondo shouted, “I saw it just now! Don’t pretend to be like that! You are really rude!”
“I understand,” Kawaki wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, “It must be very hard, right? In order to not create estrangement with the people around, it must be very painful to play the role of a human and integrate yourself into the surrounding environment.
I understand it all! ”
“No! You don’t understand at all! What the hell are you thinking!” Kondo was so angry that he almost lost his mind.
“So that’s how it is… It really makes me super touched.” As she spoke, Otae began to cry while covering her face.

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“I didn’t expect you to have such a story.
Your willpower also moved me.” Tsukuyo was so moved that she squeezed out two drops of tears and secretly stuffed the two bananas into Kondo’s arms, “Don’t worry, no one will see it.
If you want to eat it, eat it.”
“Hey!” Kondo was really angry, but after seeing Otae’s gentle gaze, he suddenly felt better.
‘Be a gorilla, and you will gain Miss Otae’s sympathy!’ Kondo was secretly delighted and looked at Kawaki with gratitude.
‘It’s not bad to be a gorilla!’
Before Kondo could finish being moved, Otae said awkwardly, “What should I do? The wallet seems empty.”
“Eh? Really? I took out all my savings…” Looking at his deflated wallet, Kondo was in a bad mood.
“Hahahaha! You don’t really know how to drink wine, right? That’s super expensive.
I’m not joking with you.
When it comes to buying things, your wallet will become empty! Hahahaha…” Matsudaira mocked but then turned his face away and said with tears streaming down his face, “What should I do? My wife is going to scold me to death…”
“It turns out that you can’t do it too!” Kondo shouted and then looked at Otae apologetically, “I’m sorry, Miss Otae…”
“Kondo-san, it doesn’t matter.
You have already done enough for me.” Otae shook her head and said.
In Kondo’s eyes, this was full of understanding.
Before Kondo could be moved, Otae burped, raised Kondo’s sword, looked up, and said with a smile, “In the end, as long as you sell this, it will be enough!”
“Sell that one…” Kondo muttered, “That’s a Samurai’s soul…”
“Soul? You can just buy a new one.” Otae replied with a smile.
“No! I can’t do that…”
“That’s right!” Tsukuyo lowered her head and shouted.
Then, she raised her head and continued, “Didn’t the cocktail party just start?! Do you want to run?! Whether it’s a gorilla or a man, come and have a drink with me!”
“Tsukki, you…” Kawaki looked at Tsukuyo, whose face was red, and then looked at the empty glass in front of her.
He instantly understood something, “You can’t drink…”
“What are you talking about!” Tsukuyo slapped Kawaki’s head on the table, and the whole table was broken, “I have been unhappy with you for a long time! What is that? All you know is to stay in the room and play games all day long.
I have had enough of you! At least go out and breathe fresh air.
Work hard and make money, you bastard!”
“Hey, what are you talking about? Why do you say that I am the same as your useless son who doesn’t leave the house!” Kawaki raised his head and retorted.
His entire forehead was covered in blood.
“Hurry up and drink! You bastard! Don’t you have any eyesight?!” Tsukuyo cursed and took out several Kunai from his body, “I just started drinking, okay! If you don’t, I’ll kill you all~”
Just as she finished speaking, Tsukuyo had already thrown Kunai out.
None of the four men present, including Kawaki, Kondo, and the fainted Gintoki and Hasegawa, were spared.
“Sorry, I’ll take her back first.” Seeing that the situation was not good, Kawaki wanted to drag Tsukuyo back.
Otherwise, this store would be demolished by Tsukuyo in a while.

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“Don’t touch me! Do you want to force yourself to follow me…” As she spoke, Tsukuyo revealed a smirk and teased, “Kawaki-sama is a pervert!”
“Who would be interested in a female tyrannosaur like you?” Kawaki felt inexplicably furious.
Just as he finished speaking, there were two more Kunai was thrown.
“Kawaki-sama, drink quickly!” Tsukuyo picked up the bottle of Don-Peri on the table and poured it into Kawaki’s mouth.
Kawaki choked several times.
‘Ah, this is bad.’ This was Kawaki’s last thought…
…
After a long time, Gintoki and Hasegawa slowly woke up.
Looking at the ruins in front of them, they felt extremely puzzled.
“What is going on?” x2
…
The next day, Kawaki and Tsukuyo stood in front of the store owner’s bed to compensate for the owner’s losses.
The losses included the staff’s lost work compensation, the store’s re-construction compensation, and… everyone’s medical compensation.
Kawaki and Tsukuyo promised never to come to the Snack Smile again.
Similarly, Kawaki and Tsukuyo were also marked on the Snack Smile’s permanent blacklist.
It was said that the owner of the Snack Smile did not say a word at that time.
There was no sign of sadness or joy on his face.
As for why it should be that his whole body was broken and he could not speak.
After all, he was tied up like a mummy.
It was also thanks to the disturbance caused by Kawaki and Tsukuyo that neither Ane nor Otae had been fired.
As for why it was because the two drunk people had implicated many hostesses.
There were already quite a few who had their bones broken… It was already unrealistic for them to be fired… If he removes any of them, the store would probably close down…
Yoshiwara.
Kawaki and Tsukuyo vowed in front of Hinowa that they would never drink again.
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“It can’t be like this! It has nothing to do with me at all! It’s all Tsukki’s fault!” Kawaki retorted righteously, “She doesn’t know how to drink, and she insists on trying.
In the end, She even implicated me!”
“That makes sense.” Hinowa nodded, then raised her head and continued with a smile, “But in terms of destructive ability, Tsukki is far inferior to you~ I heard that Tsukki only tore down the sofa and beat you up.
You seem to have demolished the entire store~.”
“Sumimasen…”