Pet King

“Gah gah! Why did you throw it away? Everyone else is leaving it! Do you need me to teach you the right way to use the water bottle?” The invisible Richard stood on his shoulder, threatening him.

As the cars were spaced pretty far apart and everyone else was conversing, listening to music, or humming along, he didn’t have to worry about Richard being heard by anyone else unless they had ears like Sihwa’s.

Zhang Zian calmly said, “The opening of the bottle is too small.
It doesn’t fit me.
I only use Mizone bottles.”

“Gah gah! Brag all you want!” Richard teased.
“Remember to open the bottle cap when using the bottle.
Don’t just stab it with your needle! You’ll poke a hole in it!”

Other than the two girls and Nabari and Salem, all of the other men drove their own cars.
Of course, they had one hand on the steering wheel while the other hand steadied the water bottle.
It was just like…using one hand to hold the gas pump when topping up the gas tank in their car!

But…with how rocky the roads were, it wasn’t easy to hold it stably and at the right place.
They could wet their pants easily.

It was a good thing that they didn’t have to worry about car crashes while driving in the canyons.
It was a lot more stable when they could hold the bottle with two hands.

When the bottle was filled with mysterious yellow liquid, they could just secretly roll down the windows and pour it out.
The distance between the cars was pretty large, and with the sand kicking up into a trailing cloud wherever they went, the others shouldn’t notice it.
Even if they did, it didn’t matter, since everyone was doing it anyway.

Zhang Zian wanted to do that too.
It would be a lot better than holding in his pee, but sadly, he wasn’t alone in the car.

What kind of humiliation kink would he have to have to undo his pants and pee under the watchful eyes of his elfins?!

Thank goodness Snowy Lionet was in his phone, or it would definitely take a shoot at him—no wait, a shot! Anyway, he was a man in the car but a eunuch outside of it…

So even though he didn’t want to, he still threw the bottle away.
He would rather take the humiliation of having to be the man who asked for a bathroom break.

Zhang Zian opened the door, speaking to his elfins.
“I’ll go relieve myself.
If you want to, you should take the chance.
Even if you don’t want to, you can come down and take a walk.”

He’d said that to take care of the elfins’ egos, so that they could come down to relieve themselves under the guise of coming down to take a walk.

“And you! I let you go pee now, so what are you waiting for? Do you want to end up peeing in the car?” He turned to glare at Richard on his shoulder.

“Gah gah! I’m going with you! Going with you!” Richard had no intention of flying off.
“The people that have good relationships go to the toilet together! Or…” It cocked its head, watching the water bottle that he’d thrown away.
“Maybe we can try peeing into the same pot?”

Zhang Zian made a motion threatening to give it a hard slap.
“Who has a good relationship with you? Go yourself! If you insist on following me, I’ll make sure to pee and make a pit to bury you in!”

Richard flapped its wings, scrambling to fly off, “Gah gah! With that useless thing of yours, you’ll be lucky if you don’t pee your pants!”

Zhang Zian really wanted to smack it, but it had already flown away, so he could only wait for it to fly back to deal with it.

There were a few messy rocks to their left and right.
The men went behind one side to relieve themselves, leaving the other side for the females.
They were still pretty gentlemanly.

Zhang Zian turned to the left and right, making sure that Richard had flown off before relieving himself on a piece of rock.