ShangriLa Frontier ~ Shitty Games Hunter Challenges Godly Game ~

en if I step on them like this…… The aggro…… should not…… come my…… way at…… all……!」

Speaking of aggro and hardships, if I was to sum up my run at the current moment, it was like trying to run forward on a conveyor belt that was going in the opposite direction, and was additionally quite bumpy.
One single mistake and the fall would prove to be quite deadly for me.

If I were to run normally through this place, I would have been turned into minced meat not so far away from where Edward and the rest of the Vorpal Bunnies were.
However, right about now I was like an express train, able to run as fast as I can for as long as I can, or until I happen to hit the wall all of a sudden.
I’d even say that once you got used to it, it is quite easy.

But when should I stop running, exactly? Thinking about it logically, I should come to a halt once I happen to bump into one of the commanders of the snake army.
But if I fail to notice them, I might as well keep on running until I crash on the wall by accident.

「All, right, I’ll be borrowing…… your heads some more……!」

Excessive movement and amplified momentum.
If you wanted an example here, think of a grasshopper or a frog jumping with all of its might on the head of a snake with intention of using it as a stepping stone, but utilizing so much force that you end up trampling the snake’s skull instead.

In order to prevent that from happening, I sometimes activate “Zero Gravity” in order to run on the walls and ceiling.

Fufufu, now let me show you what my jumping can really do! There is a reason why for some time I was known as a “Feral Gazelle” in Gorilla Online, you know!

Besides, lions may be powerful, but once the crocodile catches them in its jaws it is all over for them.
Same thing with the mighty grip of a gorilla, from which there was no escape.
…… Gorillas are too OP, now that I think about it.

Not to mention that all the tactics that gorillas can utilize does not seem to work against the gorillas themselves.
Which is pretty weird if you ask me, and could be considered as one of the many mysteries of the shitty games world.
(At least for yours truly).

「…… But I must and can do without them.
…… Huh? Could that be it?」

There was a vertical hole in the tunnel straight ahead of me, looking as though it was made by a mortar shell.
It was different from all the other holes here, since they were all horizontal.
There was a snake sitting in the center of that mortar hole, and it was oozing miasma and something that could be described as “bad vibes”.

Its body was covered with jet black scales.
Its abdomen was also very swollen, totally uncharacteristic for a snake.
…… Or not.
There was a snake out there in the world that would fit this image quite nicely.

The rest of the snakes backed away, blocking every possible way out of this place.
Once the “Zero Gravity” ends, I fall back to the ground and I face this new snake head-on.

「Well, well, well, if it isn’t Tsuchinko!」

The snake looks my way, and I can feel an intense hostility from its gaze alone.
I can also hear that behind my back there are several snakes converging onto my location.

「…… Tsuchinoko? No, it does not look mobile at all, but looks can be deceiving in here…… What the actual fuck!?」

GUSH! All of a sudden, a pale palm emerges in place where the Tsuchinoko’s face was a moment ago.
If I did not fall back just a step just now, I may have been respawning in the Bunny Court as a result.

「…… My bad, my bad! I shouldn’t have judged you by your appearance alone!」

Not to mention that in the next moment I regretted judging its appearance even more.

「Don’t tell me…… Something is coming out of it……!?」

Tsuchinoko opens up its mouth and start convulsing…… Then, in the next moment, a whole arm shoots out of its mouth, and it was an arm that was holding onto a sword, no less!

I can already tell that this is going to be one heck of a battle.