Villain Cultivator (Web Novel)

With an anime pin on his chest, Xu Miao entered the portal and teleported to another location. When he could see everything clearly again, he found himself inside a grand hall with several long counters and clerks. The three cauldron sign of Myriad Cauldron Sect on the ceiling told Xu Miao that he was inside one of their official buildings.

Hundreds of cultivators and alchemists attended to their businesses. A dozen white-robed elders were sitting on lounge sofas, having a loud conversation. More than half of alchemist disciples in green robes were queueing in front of the long counters, waiting to submit their assignment report. A hundred CP hall staff were busy handling paper documents and sorting countless bottles of unknown pills.

Everyone was busy. It reminded Xu Miao about a modern bank office during peak time. Fortunately, no random telephone sound rang here, or it would have been more chaotic.

While Xu Miao was confused about where he should start first, a fat middle-aged man noticed the pin on the former ’s chest. He smiled and approach Xu Miao, ”Greetings, comrade. Are you new here? ”

Xu Miao blinked in confusion and nodded, ”Yes. ”

”Then, you should report yourself at our garden ’s counter if you ’re in trouble. We should stick together, or those Han bitches will bully you. ”

Again, these nerds hated women from the Han Garden for some reason.

Although Xu Miao wasn ’t compatible with nerds since he was from thug communities in the modern world, he pretended to be gullible, ”My master has told me to come here for a farm job. Could you teach me how this sect works? ”

”Of course! Come, come! ”

The fat man led Xu Miao to a fancy counter, decorated with colorful anime posters, nendoroids, and figures. Even the worker behind the counter was wearing a mascot costume of … a moist banana.

On the counter, there was a nameplate.

Wet Banana Garden

Everything was clear. Goddess Yuan Hua was the owner of these men.

Still curious about the bananas, Xu Miao muttered, ”Say, do you receive magical wet bananas every day? ”

The fat man and the clerk were surprised. They laughed, ”Of course not! Only the selected the top contributors of our garden can enjoy a piece of wet banana. But if you ’re rich, you can buy it from the sect. ”

”How much is it? ”

”An essence crystal for one wet banana! ”

Essence crystals were a rare currency and one of the top cultivation resources for cultivators under the Essence Foundation Realm. Xu Miao hadn ’t seen one of them yet, but Jia Shan and Qi Hong used to teach him that a crystal carried enough energy to boost one ’s strength from an initial 4th-stage to a peak 4th-stage, who developed a sea of essence. Its market value was a million of refined Yin or Yang stone, and one Yin or Yang stone could be exchanged for 1,000 raw spirit stones.