Villain Cultivator (Web Novel)

After unlocking the ultimate farm hax, Miaomiao started working. He activated the power and opened a portal, which connected his dantian world to the real world. Then, he tossed Chang ’e in there and closed the gate.

As soon as Chang ’e was thrown to the farm, Xu Chu, Diaochan, Eurobeat, and curious dryads came to check on the newcomer as she came here with her physical body like Meowmeow and Dian Wei.

Then, chaos ensued.

Miaomiao could sense the loud noise as the girls were having fun. He separated his consciousness to the dantian world to check.

”THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE CUM!! ”

Chang ’e already woke up and started squealing like panicking blond women in horror films. However, Diaochan caught the mermaid and carried her toward the ocean of Life Essence at her full speed.

Then, Diaochan carried Chang ’e back to Xu Chu. She had succeeded baiting the two gluttons.

Chasing after Diaochan and Chang ’e were Dian Wei and Meowmeow, who had been hunting fishes in the ocean. They noticed the fishy scent of Chang ’e.

Dian Wei ’s eight legs moved at a light speed, ”SEAFOOD!! ”

Meowmeow was the same. Strangely, his movements were similar to Dian Wei ’s, ”THAT ’S A HUGE TUNA, Munya!! ”

Seeing the monsters, Chang ’e cried, ”IYAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ”

”HAHAHAHAHAHA!! ”

The only ones who were enjoying this were Xu Chu and Diaochan. They started playing catch, using the mermaid as a ball. As for the glutton duo, they were [IT] who would steal their ball.

Miaomiao looked at the girls and shook his head. Behind him, Xie Tian also gazed at them in bemusement.

”Master, are you sure that the mermaid can be trusted? ”

”Trustworthy or not, I need to keep her close. Do you know what a famous proverb in the modern world was? Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer. Also, I ’m different than my counterparts. I can see and utilize karma strings while they couldn ’t. If Devil tries to make her a hunter, I ’ll simply cut their karma strings and thoroughly brainwash her later. ”

”I see… I wish I have that brainwash system, too. ”

”Isn ’t that against your principle? ”

”Principles and ideals can ’t bring food to the table. You taught me that in the previous timeline. ”

”… My counterpart brought you to the dark side, I see. ”

Miaomiao stopped looking at the girls and visited the dryad farms. His real body also tossed several spatial rings to the dantian world for the another him in the dantian world scan for useful items.